Hello Collin
It's the fez
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
You have angered the volcano god
I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat
Ha ha ha ha
Chonga the goat boy's in the village again
Chonga the goat boy's in the village again
He's frightening the women and he's raping the men
Cause Chonga the goat boy's in the village again
'Scuse me while I puke and die
Ha ha ha ha
You know what pisses me off, huh?
You know what really gets me mad in this life?
The Goddamned periodic table of the elements
They've got 109 or so naturally occurring elements
Then they've got 10 or 11 of these non-naturally occurring man-made elements
And they give em names like Einsteinium, Californium and Nobellium
And what I wanna know is:
If they're man-made, then how the HELL can they be elements? Huh?
You know it bothers my mind
There's a time for taking and a time for giving
But ripping off the Butthole Surfers is how me make our living
Ha ha ha ha