Hangin out in the commode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?
Got a skateboard "Gnarly rad"
With money from your mom and dad
Take a batch cause you smell bad
Why are you a moron?
Walkin' down on old South Street
Say hello to the kids you meet
If knowing you is such a treat
Then why are you a moron?
Got kicked out of public school
Make a waste of our gene pool
Face it asshole you're a fool
Why are you a moron?
I'm staring at a wall
Doing nothing at all
Gotta get out of here
I could use some beer
Wish I could get some beer
I could use some beer tonight
In and out of trendy clubs
With a pair of dayglo gloves
You're the only one you love
Why are you a moron?
Tell us you have something to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
We just wish you'd go away
Why are you a moron?
A trendy loser's what you are
It's you scene and your it's czar
I'd like to se eyou covered with tar
Why are you a moron?
Creeps like you should be wiped out
You've got a face just like a trout's
Listen to everybody shout
Why are you a moron?
I'm following the trends
Cause I wanna have some friends
I want to be somebody
Don't want to be nobody
I want to be somebody
I wanna be with someone tonight
I swear that you are Hitler's clone
Spread disease where you roam
Got the brains of a garden gnome
Why are you a moron?
Voted for Reagan not once but twice
Think that Jerry Fallwell's nice
Do you keep your brains on ice?
Why are you a moron?
In the end you're all alone
No one calls you on the phone
Got no job you've got not home
Why are you a moron?
Hangin out in the commode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
You're just a fucking moron
I'm freezing up inside
All my brain cells have died
Gonna get out of here
I'm gonna get out of here
I'm gonna get out of here
I'm gonna get out of here tonight