It's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
We'll travel so far, dear
To escape that Morning Zoo
I hate MMR I hate YSP
I do not like Grateful Dead
So just don't talk to me
I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
You know that classic rock
Does not interest me
People are getting angry
Maybe just they should
Cause some of us can still remember
Back when XPN was good
I hate what they done to XPN
Those folk nazis ruined my favorite station
I hate what they done to XPN
If you hear it now it's just a pale imitation
Well it's brunch with the Beatles
A tribute to Billy Joel
Four hours of Doobie Brothers
And they call that rock and roll
It's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
We'll travel so far, dear
To escape that Morning Zoo
'Cause I hate MMR I can't stand YSP
I do not like Grateful Dead
You best stay away from me
I said I loathe MMR and I despise YSP
Well friends, there ain't no radio
Here in our city
Ok, we've got a call on the request line, and who am I speaking to?
Yes, my name's Bill Junior.
And what do you do Bill Junior?
I cut all the jewels at the head shop.
And what can I play for you?
How 'bout a block of The Boss, dude?
Sorry, just played a block of The Boss for the guys at the sandal store.
Uh, yeah, well, ow 'bout a block of Fleetwood Mac?
Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola factory.
Oh no.
But I tell you what, how 'bout if I send you a $20,000 gift certificate
for Bob and Jerry's World of Wicker?
Hey man! Wicker! Dude! Thanks a lot!