I can sing you tender songs of love.
I can give you merry tales and joyous laughter.
I can transport you to the realms of music.
I can cause you to join in the rhythmic dance.
I can lull the babe to sweet repose,
or waken in the aged heart soft
memories of youthful days.
No matter what may be your mood,
I am always ready to entertain you.
When your day's work is done,
I can bring the theater or the opera to your home.
I can give you grand opera, comic opera or vaudeville.
I can give you sacred or popular music,
dance, orchestra or instrumental music.
I can render solos, duets, trios, quartets.
I can aid in entertaining your guests.
When your wife is worried after the cares of the day,
and the children are boisterous,
I can rest the one and quiet the other.
I never get tired and you will never tire of me,
for I always have something new to offer.
I give pleasure to all, young and old.
I will go wherever you want me,
in the parlor, in the sickroom, on the porch,
in the camp or to your summer home.
If you sing or talk to me,
I will retain your songs or words,
and repeat them to you at your pleasure.
I can enable you to always hear the voices
of your loved ones, even though they are far away.
I talk in every language.
I can help you to learn other languages.