"I promised my son, Johnny, that I would sing a song that I've never sung for anybody before except my family. It's the first song I ever wrote and uh, Johnny, if this goes over, Johnny, then we've created a monster."
You've heard of broken lovers singing of the loves they've lost
They're always true to their long lost dear no matter what the cost
But I want you to hear I ain't cryin' in my beer
This is how it goes with me
The happiest day of my unhappy life was when you set me free
I hate your ugly face
I see it everyplace
It follows me wherever I try to go
Your skin is tanned like leather
It looks just like a heafer
Oh I hate you, dear, and I think you outta know
Now most heartbroken singers wish their sweethearts happiness
I just hope you're miserable, you sorry lookin' mess
I want you to hear I ain't cryin' in my beer
This is how it goes with me
The happiest day of my unhappy life was when you set me free.