Hook Hand Thug:
Im malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
Ive always yearned to be a concert pianist
Cantcha see me on the stage performin Mozart?
Tickling the ivories til they gleam?
Yep, Id rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you!
Cause way down deep inside
Ive got a dream
Thug Chorus:
Hes got a dream!
Hes got a dream!
Hook Hand Thug:
See, I aint as cruel and vicious as I seem!
Though I do like breaking femurs
You can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else
Ive got a dream!
Big Nose Thug:
Ive got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And lets not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter, and my nose
I really want to make a love connection
Cant you see me with a special little lady
Rowin in a rowboat down the stream?
Though Im one disgusting blighter
Im a lover, not a fighter --
Cause way down deep inside
Ive got a dream
Ive got a dream!
Thug Chorus:
Hes got a dream!
Big Nose Thug:
Ive got a dream!
Thug Chorus:
Hes got a dream!
Big Nose Thug:
And I know one day romance will reign supreme!
Though my face leaves people screaming
Theres a child behind it, dreaming --
Like everybody else
Ive got a dream
Thug Chorus:
Tor would like to quit and be a florist
Gunther does interior design
Ulf is into mime
Attilas cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
Hook Hand Thug:
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!
Flynn:
I have dreams, like you -- no, really!
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
Rapunzel:
Ive got a dream!
Thug Chorus:
Shes got a dream!
Rapunzel:
Ive got a dream!
Thug Chorus:
Shes got a dream!
Rapunzel:
I just want to see the floating
lanterns gleam!
Thug Chorus:
Yeahh!
Rapunzel:
And with every passing hour
Im so glad I left my tower --
Like all you lovely folks
Ive got a dream!
Thug Chorus:
Shes got a dream!
Hes got a dream!
Theyve got a dream!
Weve got a dream!
So our diff rences aint
really that extreme!
Were one big team...!
Call us brutal --
Sick --
Hook Hand Thug:
Sadistic --
Big Nose Thug:
And grotesquely optimistic
Thug Chorus:
Cause way down deep inside
Weve got a dream!
Hook Hand Thug:
Ive got a dream!
Big Nose Thug:
Ive got a dream!
Thug Chorus:
Ive got a dream!
Ive got a dream!
Ive got a dream!
Rapunzel:
Ive got a dream!
All:
Yes way down deep
inside, Ive got a dream!
Yeahh!