Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin
She got them from the shelf upon the wall
Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her
She didn't hear her little baby call
Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well we didn't want you anyway
La la la la la la la la la la la
Daddy is an agrophile in Texas
Mommy's on the bar 'most every night
Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard
Living there in burgundy and white
Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well we didn't love you anyway
La la la la la la la la la la la
Goodbye little Betty
Goodbye little Betty
So long little Betty
So long little Betty
Betty so long
Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well we didn't need you anyway
La la la la la la la la la la la
Goodbye little Betty
Order in the court
Order in this court room
Order outside the court
Order in the court sitback