Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise
My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies
A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky
I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive my eyes
We're gonna stuff em!
Put em on display!
'Tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly
Loadin up the tractor
Gonna take them bodies inside
Betty Lou will bring the sawdust
And I've got formaldehyde
Callin' up the neighbors
Tell em all to stop by
We'll have a body stuffing party
And we'll bake some kidney pie
We're gonna stuff em!
Put em on display!
'Tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly
We'll have our own
Air crash museum
People line for miles
Just to see em
Jim Croce's in the corner
The Big Bopper's by the stairs
Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen
But nobody cares