he's big, fat, ugly, and mean- too many beers and he's a shitting machine- once he's drunk he likes to fight- any fifteen year old in sight- don't try to run, don't try to hide- he'll steal your car without thinking twice- stop the party, hide your shit- because fat randy's in the house tonight- high school parties are his thing- he drives up in his orange machine- he'll start fighting with his friends- fat randy gets you in the end- fat randy snuck in my house- fat randy shit on my couch- fat randy quiet as a mouse- fat randy!, fat randy!- i see fat randy now and then- driving around with a carload of friends- i see fat randy now and then- driving around with a carload of friends-