Don't be so wet lad, it's only a scratch
But you're crying like a girl
Don't be so sure that they'll want you back
When it's strange that we'd compete in this way
We don't want what's on offer we really shouldn't bother
So give to me some purpose
You've only scratched the surface
The cover's coming off of me
And don't you read the paper
You're bound to find me later
So get back to the beginning
Don't make me nervous, I can't relax
When I feel that you are watching
I'm not responsible for how I react
When it's strange that we'd compete in this way
We don't want what's on offer we really shouldn't bother
So give to me some purpose
You've only scratched the surface
The cover's coming off of me
And don't you read the paper
You're bound to find me later
So get back to the beginning