You've spent too much time sat
in your bedroom
On your PC are you sure
that you couldn't
Have found the time
Swallowed your pride
and fitted to jealousy
Well next week
you're trying again
To pull one of your city's men
from men
If you not had the internet
would you be into them
I very much doubt so
how would they know so
What took you so long
Was there a queue
at the post office
What took you so long
Was there a dirty double decker
stage coach
You just happened to miss
Sometimes I'm bad
and sometimes I'm rotten
And sometimes
I say things I probably
Should have forgotten
of the people and things
Do you know who I am
I'm like a Morrissey
with some strings
What took you so long
Was there a queue
at the post office
What took you so long
Was there a dirty double decker
stage coach
You just happened to miss
You're always bad
and you're always rotten
And then you always say things
that you just
Should have forgotten
Or have you had enough
Of your stereotypical bit
of the rough
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What took you so long
Was there a queue
at the post office
What took you so long
Was there a dirty double decker
stage coach
You just happened to miss
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