Four years and twenty-two
shades of blonde
Is all that seperated us
Why couldn't we have carried on
We could have got married
You could have carried
some of my sons
You let me change the radio
Station in your car
Do you remember that time
I raised my voice
Because you said
you'd never ever heard of the La's
You continued to get intimidated
But then your finger tips wrapped
round those knuckles of mine
The fear walked home
and your smile returned
And all of a sudden
everything was fine
But those days have passed
And these types
of relationship never last
So please don't pretend
that we'll stay friends
Because you know
as well as I do that that
well that just it never happens
Well no that just never happens
How come I always see you out
With those boys
that we used to argue about
You walk over
all flustered and stuff
Telling everyone inside
That you've had enough
You spend eighty five per cent
of your night
Trying to make me understand
Why you were standing so close
while you're kissing him
Why you left that place
holding his hand
Oh darling can't you see
That it's got fuck all
to do with me
Please don't pretend
that we'll stay friends
Cause you know
as well as I do that that
well that just it never happens