We would like to welcome you
to your destination
The local time now is approximately 4:44 P.M
Please, remain seated with belts fastened
and all carry on items stowed
Until the seatbelt sign has been turned off
You may now activate your feelings
and maximize the volume of
your preferred listening device
This is your final destination
On behalf of all of us here
at Lover Girl Airlines,
we thank you for flying with us
Before exiting, please,
don't forget to collect all of
your personal belongings
And remember, nobody wants you here