Cutie pie, I'm bloated
Have I shown you my dirty toenail
Do you think that it's safe from infection
Do you think that I lust for your attention
I want to be your stick in the mud
I want to be your stick in the mud
You've got pipes, I've got organs
Please be cold, I need my brain frozen
Decapitate and keep me in your backpack
I'll be the company for your mother's Prozac
I want to be your stick in the mud
I want to be your stick in the mud