In Freehold
I was born right here on Randolph Street in Freehold
Here right behind that big red maple, in Freehold
Well I went to school right here
Got laid and had my first beer, in Freehold
Well, my folks all lived and worked right here in Freehold
I remember runnin' up the street
Past the convent and the church in Freehold
Chased my daddy down in these bars
First fell in love with this guitar, here in Freehold
I had my first kiss at the YMCA canteen on a Friday night
Maria Espinosa baby, where are you tonight
You were 13 but way ahead of your time
I walked home with a limp, but I felt just fine,
That night in Freehold
Well the girls at Freehold High
Yeah, they all looked pretty fine
Had my heart broke at least a half a dozen times
I wonder if they miss me, Do they still get the itch?
Would they have dumped me, if they knew I'd strike it rich?
Straight out of Freehold
Well a lot of folks gave us kids a hand in Freehold
Man, we started our rock and roll band in Freehold
Well we learned really quick how to rock it
I'll never forget the feeling of that first five bucks in my pocket
That I earned in Freehold
Well, I got outta here hard and fast in Freehold
Everybody wanted to kick my ass back there in Freehold
Well, if you were different, black or brown
It was a pretty red neck town
Back there in Freehold
Well, now something broke my daddy's back in Freehold
He left, and for thirty years he'd never come back
Except once he drove from California in just three days
Called my relatives some dirty names
Drove straight out of Freehold
Now he's buried by the highway, buried in the dirt
His ghost just flippin' the bird to everybody in Freehold
Well, my sister got pregnant at 17 in Freehold
Back then, people they could be pretty mean
Now honey, you had a rough road to go
Now you ain't made of nothin' but soul
I love you more than you'll ever know
We both survived Freehold
Well, my buddy Mike, he's the Mayor now in Freehold
I remember when we had a lot more hair in Freehold
I left and swore I'd never walk these streets again Jack
Now all i can say is "holy shit! I'm back!, back in Freehold
Well I read something in the paper
A couple weeks ago, that seemed pretty funny
The town council was debating about putting up a statue
A statue of me in my hometown, but it cost too much money
Well, I'd like to thank the town council, my friends
For savin' me from the humiliation
By demonstratin' the good hard common sense
That we learned in Freehold
Well, this summer everything was green
Rode my kids on the fire engine
Through the streets of Freehold
I brought them to where Dad was born and raised
And first felt the sun on his face, in Freehold
Well, I still got a lot of good friends right there
I can usually find a free beer somewhere
With free meals I am blessed
Should I go crazy, blow all my money, hit the tabloids
Become fodder for the talk shows
Turn my life into a big f***ing mess
At least I'll never go hungry I guess
In Freehold
Well, I got a good Catholic education here in Freehold
Led to an awful lot of masturbation here in Freehold
Now Father, it was something I did for a smile
Hell, I still get a good one off once in a while
And dedicate it to Freehold
Don't get me wrong, I ain't puttin' anybody down
In the end, it all just goes and comes around
In my hometown, FREEHOLD!