Daddy, daddy
Daddy doesn’t like to speak
When I call him
He only farts, farts, farts
“Daddy can you read this book?”
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot
Daddy likes to fart
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot
Daddy likes to fart
Daddy, daddy
Daddy doesn’t want to play
When I call him
He only farts, farts, farts
“I want to play with you”
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot
Daddy likes to fart
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot
Daddy likes to fart
“Why won’t you play with me?”
My little princess
Why are you feeling sad
What can I do
To make you smile again
“My princess”
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot
Daddy likes to fart
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot
Daddy likes to fart
“I love you my sweetheart”
“I love you too dad”