Rema Webb 외 11명
앨범 : The Book Of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

And now we wish to honor you
with the story of Joseph Smith
the American Moses
Well this is very good
praise Christ
Mormon
I'm going to take you back in time
Mormon
To the United States 1823
Mormon
A small and poor village called
Oopstate New York
Oop-state
There was disease and famine
So sick
But also in this village
lived a simple farmer
who would change everything
His name was Joseph Smith
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
Joseph Smith American Moses
Praise be to Joseph
American prophet man
Hi My name is Joseph Smith
and I'm going to fuck this baby
What
No no Joseph
Don't fuck the baby
Joseph Smith
Don't fuck the baby
Suddenly
the clouds parted and Joseph Smith
was visited by God
Joseph Smith
Do not fuck a baby
I'll get rid of your AIDS
If you fuck this frog
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
Joseph Smith fucked the frog
God gave him
and his AIDS went away
Then a great wizard
named Moroni came down
from the Starship Enterprise
Joseph Smith Your village is shit
You should lead the villagers
to a new village
Take these fucking golden plates
Away
And on the plates were written
the directions to a new land
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Joseph tried to convince
all the villagers to follow him
and his golden plates
Liberation Equality
No more slavery
for Oopstate Mormon people
I got da golden plates
Gold plates
I gonna lead the people
We head West
We gotta stick together
Mormons
We gotta help each other
We're Mormons
And so we climb the mountain
We head West
And we cross the river
We head West
And we fight the oppression
Mormons
By being nice to everyone
We are Mormons
Not so fast Mormons
You shall not pass my mountain
Down from the mountain
look who comes
The American war lord
Brigham Young
Yes I am Brigham Young
I cut off my daughter's clitoris
That made God angry
so he turned my nose
into a clit for punishment
Brigham Young
his nose was a clitoris
What will you do Joseph
Will you fight the clitoris man
Not fight him help him
Oooh
Joseph Smith took his magical
fuck frog and rubbed it upon
Brigham Young's clit-face
And behold
Brigham was cured
Joseph Smith Magical AIDS frog
Brigham Young
frog on his clit-face
Brigham Young was so grateful
he decided to join the Mormons
on their journey
Compassion
Courtesy
Let's be really fucking
polite to everyone
I got da golden plates
Gold plates
I gonna lead the people
We head West
We gotta stick together
Mormons
Now comes the part of our story
that gets a little bit sad
Oh
After travelling for so long
the Mormons ran out of fresh
water and became sick
with dysentery
Mormon go to the water
Water go to the cup
Cup go to the stomach
Shit come out the butt
Shit go in the water
Water go in the cup
Shit go down the stomach
Shit come out the butt
Oh fuck
Oh no The prophet Joseph Smith
is now getting sick
Shit go in the water
Water go in the cup
Cup go to the thirsty
Shit go to the stomach
Blood come out the butt
Blood go in the water
Water go in the cup
Cup go to the throat
Shit blood in the stomach
Shit blood in the mouth
Shit blood on the insides
Water come out the butt
Brigham Young
you must take the golden plates
and lead the Mormons
to the Promised Land
Desperation
Mortality
Loss of Faith
I got the golden plates
Gold plates
I gonna lead the people
We head West
We gotta stick together
Mormons
Even though their prophet had died
the Mormons stuck together and
helped each other and were
really nice to everyone
they came across
And then one day
the Mormons finally found
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
And then
the Mormons danced with Ewoks
and were greeted by Jesus
Welcome Mormons
Now let's all have as many babies
as we can and make big
Mormon families
Woo hoo
Fuck your woman fuck your man
It is all part of God's plan
Mormons fuck all that they can
Here in Salt Lake City land
Thank you
Thank you God
Now we are fucking
Thank you
Thank you God
God wants us fucking
Thank you
Thank you God
Get back to fucking
Thank you
Thank you God
Joseph Smith fuck frog
Brigham Young clit face
Shit come out the butt
Jesus says fuck fuck Mormons