Little Man in My Head Dead Milkmen

There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all of the time He sits there on a bench Holding a monkey wrench Sometimes he beats it up against my mind There's a little man in my head I don't

Stuart Dead Milkmen

But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're good fine people, Stuart.

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

Now, way down south in Fargo, whenever we needs a little something extra we like to do a little thing called the Brown Nose.

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat

Peter Bazooka The Dead Milkmen

The congressman got into a taxi, so I hailed a taxi Despite the obvious dangers involved And the colored voices in my head began to sing All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And I can hear it

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

control Sell our offspring to some dirty old man Let's play Big Black at 3 AM And tell the neighbors they can all get fucked Commin' over the first hill I felt my body jerk The attendant did not

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a bunch and plunged into his soles Filling

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl. He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm.

Lucky Dead Milkmen

Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel Prom date pukes on her brand new dress Wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes

Big Lizard Dead Milkmen

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well that's pretty neat Yeah it's

Swordfish Dead Milkmen

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those -ologies But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in

Stuart (Live) The Dead Milkmen

But they're content to sit back, maybe Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart.

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

skull to a world that is dull You'll find it all when you shop at the mall People like you are not worth reprimanding I think you need some help I think you're way off course Maybe you need a little

Swampland of Desire Dead Milkmen

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you Like lightning from above And I will plant my feet into

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

The Fez Dead Milkmen

You have angered the volcano god I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat Ha ha ha ha Chonga the goat boy's in the village again Chonga the goat boy's in the village again He's frightening

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and rude They've tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino.

Filet of Sole Dead Milkmen

Filet of sole baby Is my favorite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now your cooking baby Got an appetite Said your cooking

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fucking backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I've got nowhere to go

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

Serrated Edge Dead Milkmen

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church Ain't gonna be no priest ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross I don't piss I don't

If I Had a Gun Dead Milkmen

Would I suddenly go crazy And shoot my family And see myself years later On some crime show on TV If I, if I had a gun, if I had a gun If I had a gun, if I had a gun, if I had a gun Would I wear

Earwig Dead Milkmen

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still dripping, God I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed, do you see spots?

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on."

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

dip A case of RC Cola And a couple of leather whips Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Sunday is gloomy My

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week And brought two cats for me to keep And

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys Dead Milkmen

So let's do it man, let's torch the whole village We went down to look at war toys Wonderfully colored plastic war toys We went down to look at war toys But all the war toys were gone We went

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

Here he comes, he's coming down the street With his drunken wife and his kids that he beats He's gonna tell you that life is hard And then he'll dump his trash in your back yard You'll here lots

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

the doctor Thought I was gonna sick Said "Boy, This is a heavy acid trip" Wasn't nothing but an open sewer The trash and slime just runs right through her Take off your clothes Let's jump in

Tiny Town Dead Milkmen

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene pool's

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

Out in the woods Up to no good I want to make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke PCP I want to make friends with the badger I mean it!

Right Wing Pigeons (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Right Wing Pigeons The Dead Milkmen

"The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

Paul told us all he was gonna have a baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

In a world where ministers murder golf pros Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

take it for a fact Life can really burn you up When you're a pyromaniac If you love somebody better set them on fire I went to your house last night Your dad called me the human torch Got a little

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive

Big Lizard (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Big Lizard The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Lucky (Live) The Dead Milkmen

(One, two, three huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits

Lucky The Dead Milkmen

(One, two, three huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits

Dollar Signs in Her Eyes Dead Milkmen

She's tripping over the flowers in her garden The weeds are growing high She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to dry She's throwing trash in her swimming