There's a place
In San Anton
Where I can go
Tacoland
It's a panacea
Tacoland
Their always glad to see ya
You'll understand
When you go
On
Down to Tacoland
When I feel
My world is lost
I go to Tacoland
And I get really tossed!
I wish my band would always play
Tacoland, I want to stay
You'll understand
When you go
On
Down to Tacoland
There's a girl with dirty hair
Got her dress up in the air
She tells a lot of jokes
Hell, she's got a lot to share
Tacoland
We ate a lot of figs
They passed around a bottle
And we took a lot of swigs
It's nature's plan
To go
On
Down to Tacoland
Tacoland
Just three quarters of a mile past the Rockwood exit in beautiful
downtown San Antonio, Texas