Dollar Signs in Her Eyes Dead Milkmen

She's tripping over the flowers in her garden The weeds are growing high She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to dry She's throwing trash in her swimming

Plum Dumb Dead Milkmen

She stands there on the corner Got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching and oh God here he comes Pulls up beside here in a sporty machine Rolls down his window And hands here a bag of plums plums

Big Lizard Dead Milkmen

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well that's pretty neat Yeah it's

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Excuse me, I don't even think that much of her to get her name right. I never had much contact with her.

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino.

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat Ah Ah As my clothes get dry I stop and sigh Ah Ah Dreaming Screaming There's a girl washing her

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro and vomited in

Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a bunch and plunged into his soles Filling

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?'

Plum Dumb The Dead Milkmen

"She stands there on the corner, got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching, oh god, here he comes He pulls up beside her in his sporty machine Rolls down the window and hands her a bag of plums Plums?

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Lucky Dead Milkmen

Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel Prom date pukes on her brand new dress Wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

Here he comes, he's coming down the street With his drunken wife and his kids that he beats He's gonna tell you that life is hard And then he'll dump his trash in your back yard You'll here lots

Big Lizard (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Big Lizard The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Little Man in My Head Dead Milkmen

There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all of the time He sits there on a bench Holding a monkey wrench Sometimes he beats it up against my mind There's a little man in my head I don't

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive my eyes

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Went to the doctor Thought I was gonna sick Said "Boy, This is a heavy acid trip" Wasn't nothing but an open sewer The trash and slime just runs right through her

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say even Bambi was corruptible The flu's coming, yes are you susceptible?

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

Paul told us all he was gonna have a baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

river they had to pollute Like some mad dog we gotta shoot We're gonna have to end your misery Like some river they had to pollute Like some mad dog we gotta shoot Happy are the children Playing in

Rocketship Dead Milkmen

- et ship My bags are packed I'm ready to go I'm ready to go Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one Liftoff Going to Planet X There's a girl on Planet X I don't know her

Earwig Dead Milkmen

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still dripping, God I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed, do you see spots?

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

we'll stay on course We raced across the galaxy Away from all our ugliness I felt beautiful and free Out where the devil can't exist I felt a burst of energy Hot white light poured from both your eyes

Junkie Dead Milkmen

Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up If his girl don't score He beats her black and blue He wears his track marks like tattoos I love to hear his junkie

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

Laundromat Song (Live) The Dead Milkmen

the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat Ah Ah As my clothes get dry I stop and sigh Ah Ah Dreaming -- Screaming There's a girl washing her

Laundromat Song The Dead Milkmen

the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat Ah Ah As my clothes get dry I stop and sigh Ah Ah Dreaming -- Screaming There's a girl washing her

Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

Buildings come crashing down Lost things will be found Life'll be so much better When Ringo buys a rifle Tried to keep his head level Was possessed by the devil Church is callin' Ringo's mom Telling her

Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place The days

Swordfish Dead Milkmen

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those -ologies But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

The Guitar Song Dead Milkmen

You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood?

Violent School Dead Milkmen

Violence rules Violence rules Violence rules Violence rules Violence rules Guns are cool And we've got guns in our school Violence rules Guns are cool And we've got guns in our school

Six Days Dead Milkmen

I've been to Phoenix So Goddamn got 110 in the shade Didn't like it a lot I've been to L.A.

Gorilla Girl The Dead Milkmen

But once she ate a golf pro and vomited in the grass. But I love my groovy gorilla girl, And her groovy, gorgeous gape, oh! And her fabulous zoo-keeper father My love looks like an ape!

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

Hey! I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like you average life Hope you do not take a wife I hop...

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth

Stuart Dead Milkmen

You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

Swampland of Desire Dead Milkmen

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you Like lightning from above And I will plant my feet into

Serrated Edge Dead Milkmen

I'm gonna build my church Ain't gonna be no priest ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross I don't piss I don't shit I'm gettin' no relief People shake there heads in

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their

Signs Cans

Bloodstains on the floor Distant screams across the hall Behind every door waits death and sorrow In this evil nest Life is put up to a test That we must take or there is no tomorrow Signs written on the

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!

The Fez Dead Milkmen

You have angered the volcano god I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat Ha ha ha ha Chonga the goat boy's in the village again Chonga the goat boy's in the village again He's frightening

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

In a world where ministers murder golf pros Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?