Today I dont feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Dont feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear Im not doing anything.
Uh!
Im gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gonna tell me I cant
Ill be lounging on the couch,
Just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle Im the freaking man
Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I dont feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Dont feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear Im not doing anything
Nothing at all!
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Tomorrow Ill wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And shes gonna scream out: This is Great (Oh my God, this is great)
Yeah
I might mess around, get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, youll just have to wait
Haha
Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I dont feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Dont feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear Im not doing anything
No, I aint gonna comb my hair
Cause I aint going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Ill just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh
Today I dont feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Dont feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear Im not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all