ELDER PRICE:
Long ago when I was five,
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
And ate a donut with a maple glaze.
My father asked who ate the snack
I said that it was my brother Jack,
And Jack got grounded for 14 days.
Ive lived with that guilt
All of my life
And the terrible vision
That I had that night!
No! Please, I dont wanna go baaaaaack!!!!
CHORUS:
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Down, down thy soul is cast!
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!
THe path of fire leades thee to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are having
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!
ELDER PRICE:
And now Ive gone and done it again!
CHORUS:
Rectus!
ELDER PRICE:
Ive committed another awful sin!
CHORUS:
Dominus!
ELDER PRICE:
I left my mission companion
All alone...
CHORUS:
Spookytus!
ELDER PRICE:
Oh God, how could I have done this to you?!
CHORUS:
Deus!
ELDER PRICE:
How could I break rule seventy-two?
CHORUS:
Creepyus!
ELDER PRICE:
And now my soul hath just been
Thrown-
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
CHORUS:
Down, down to Satans realm!
See where you belong!
There is nothing you can do!
No escape from
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
JESUS:
You blamed your brother for eating the donut,
and now you walk out on your mission companion?! You're a DICK!
ELDER PRICE:
Jesus, Im sorry!
CHORUS:
Jesus hates you, this we know!
For Jesus just told you so!
SKELETON 1:
You remember Lucifer!
SKELETON 2:
He is even spookier!
SATAN:
Minions of Hades,
Have you heard the news?
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
Now hes back
With all you Cathlics and Jews
Its super spooky-wooky!
ELDER PRICE:
Im sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
To break the rules, please I
Dont wanna be in this
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
CHORUS:
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Genghis Khan,
Jeffrey Dahmer,
Hitler,
Johnnie Cochran!
The spirits all surround you,
Spooky spooky spooky!
ADOLPH HITLER:
I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!
GENGHIS KHAN:
I slaughtered the Chinese!
JEFFREY DAHMER:
I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!
JOHNNIE COCHRAN:
I got O.J. freed!
ELDER PRICE:
You think thats bad?
I broke rule seventy-two!
HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER, COCHRAN:
Hoh?!?!?
ELDER PRICE:
I left my companion!
Im way worse than you!
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
CHORUS:
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
KHAN:
AHHHH-
ELDER PRICE:
Please, Heavenly Father! Give me one more chance!
I wont break the rules again!
I cant believe Jesus called me a dick!
CHORUS:
Welcome, welcome
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are never waking up
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
ELDER PRICE:
Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up!
Give me one more chance! I wont let you down again!
CHORUS:
Down, down thy soul is cast!
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!
This must be it, you must be there,
You must be in-
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!