Long ago when I was five
I snuck in the kitchen late at
night
And ate a donut with a maple
glaze
My father asked who ate the snack
I said that it was my brother Jack
And Jack got grounded for 14 days
Ive lived with that guilt
All of my life
And the terrible vision
That I had that night
No Please I dont wanna go
baaaaaack
Ha ha ha ha ha
Down down thy soul is cast
From the Earth whenceforth ye
fell
THe path of fire leades thee to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
You are having
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
And now Ive gone and done it
again
Rectus
Ive committed another awful sin
Dominus
I left my mission companion
All alone
Spookytus
Oh God how could I have done
this to you
Deus
How could I break rule
seventy two
Creepyus
And now my soul hath just been
Thrown
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell
Dream
Down down to Satans realm
See where you belong
There is nothing you can do
No escape from
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
You blamed your brother for
eating the donut
and now you walk out on your
mission companion You're a DICK
Jesus Im sorry
Jesus hates you this we know
For Jesus just told you so
You remember Lucifer
He is even spookier
Minions of Hades
Have you heard the news
Kevin was caught playing hooky
Now hes back
With all you Cathlics and Jews
Its super spooky wooky
Im sorry Lord it was selfish of me
To break the rules please I
Dont wanna be in this
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Genghis Khan
Jeffrey Dahmer
Hitler
Johnnie Cochran
The spirits all surround you
Spooky spooky spooky
I started a war and killed
millions of Jews
I slaughtered the Chinese
I stabbed a guy and fucked his
corpse
I got O.J. freed
You think thats bad
I broke rule seventy two
Hoh
I left my companion
Im way worse than you
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell
Dream
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
AHHHH
Heavenly Father please Give me
one more chance
I wont break the rules again
I cant believe Jesus called me a
dick
Welcome welcome
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
You are never waking up
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Oh please help me Father
Please let me wake up
Give me one more chance I wont
let you down again
This must be it you must be there
You must be in
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now