*** LES POISSONS ***
Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads, then I pull out their bones
Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delish
Les poissons, les poissons, hee hee hee, ho ho ho
With the clever I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside and I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you?
Here's something for tempting the palate
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then you slash through the skin, give the belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in 'cause that makes it taste nice
Zut alors! I have missed one!
Sacre bleu! What is this?
How on earth could I miss such a sweet little succulent crab
Quel dommage! What a loss!
Here we go in this sauce
Now some flour I think just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread, it don't hurt because you're dead
And you're certainly lucky, you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot
In my big silver pot toddleloo mon poisson
Au revoir!