I'M WAITING FOR A SERVICE, WAITING IN VAIN. SHE'S WAITING ON ANOTHER MAN, I'VE NO DRINK AGAIN. SHE FLASHED ME THE MENU, WORKING SMILE ON HER LIPS. LED ME JUST ENOUGH. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TIPPED. I SAY "WELL, THE FOOD THERE WAS CRAP".
THE OTHER ONE THERE, I DIDN'T GIVE TWO GLANCES. SHE'S IN LOVE WITH MY SOUL - SHE THINK'S I'M ATTRACTIVE. SHE FORRAGED A SMILE, I SAW THE FLOOR. SHE TRIED AGAIN, I EXAMINED THE ASHTRAY. BUT I STILL MAKE THE MISTAKE OF EATING WHERE THE FOOD IS CRAP.