The Kiss (Skit)
[Eminem] I m gonna kill this bitch.
I m gonna kill her. I m going to fuckin jail,
cause i m gonna kill this bitch.
[Gary] Yo man, I don t know.
[Eminem] What?
[Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin about this.
[Eminem] Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary.
You ve always got a bad feeling man.
That s her car right there. Just park.
[Gary] Allright, just let me park. I m parking!
[Eminem] Fuckin , turn the car off dog.
[Gary] Alright.
[Eminem] Alright, we wait.
[Gary] We wait for what?
[Eminem] We wait until she comes out.
Man, i m gonna fuckin kill her.
[Gary] Man, you ain t gonna kill nobody.
[Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog.
[Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for?
[Eminem] Just shut up, fuckin clip is empty.
[Gary] Don t point that shit at me!
[Eminem] It s not even loaded bitch, look!
[Gary] Dude! God I fuckin hate when you do that shit.
[Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it s funny as fuck.
[Gary] You re gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
[Eminem] It get s you every time. Is that her?
[Gary] Where?
[Eminem] Right there motherfucker.
[Gary] Yeah, fuck.
[Eminem] Alright, get up, get up.
[Gary] Here we go again.
[Eminem] Get down!
[Gary] What the fuck do you want me to do get under the car?
[Eminem] Yo , who s she walkin with?
[Gary] How the fuck am I supposed to know?
You told me to duck down.
[Eminem] It s the fucking bouncer.
Did she just kiss him?
[Gary] I don t think so.
[Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin kissed him.
[Gary] No, she didn t!
[Eminem] She s kissing him dog!
[Gary] No she s not...oh shit.
[Eminem] C mon, motherfucker!
[Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!