After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I'm awake
With no roma seltzer handy
I don't even shake.
Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink.....
I'm wild again, beguiled again;
A simpering, wimpering child again.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered,
Am I....
Couldn't sleep, & wouldn't sleep,
When love came and told me I shouldn't sleep,
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered,
Am I.....
Lost my heart, but what of it?
He is cold, I agree
He can laugh but I love him
Although the laugh's on me.
I'll sing to him, each spring to him,
And long for the day when I'll cling tohim,
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered,
Am I.....
He's a fool and don't I know it
But a fool can have his charms.
I'm in love and don't I show it?
Like a babe in arms.
Love's the same old sad sensation
Lately I've not slept a wink
Since this half-pint imitation,
Put me on the blink......
I've sinned a lot,
I mean a lot
But I'm like sweet 17 a lot,
bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Am I.....
I'll sing to him, each spring to him,
And worship the trousers that cling to him,
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Am I...
When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get off his chest;
Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best.
Vexed again, perplexed again, thank god I can be oversexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Am I....
Wise at last, my eyes at last,
Are cutting you down to your size at last,
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
No more......
Burned a lot, but learned a lot
And now you are broke so you earned a lot
Bewitched bothered and bewildered no more
Couldn't sleep wasn't dyspeptic
Life was so had to bear,
Now my heart's antiseptic since you moved out there
Romanced finis,
Perchance finis
Those ants that invaded my pants finis
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered,
No more......