Once there was a fellow
and his name was Buzz
He was just a rookie cop
just a baby buzz
He patrolled a sunset strip
in the land of the free
and the home of the hip
He protected you and me
from evil women like
poor Alice D
Alice was the girl
that all good hippies dread
and they called her sweet Alice D'head
Alice it was plain to see was
full of pot and STP
she'd attract a great big crowd
because her inner peace was much too loud
Good Buzz did the thing
that all the good buzz must
stuck his gun in Alice's back
and said 'This is a bust'
Shone the flashlight in her eyes
she began to hypnotize
Buzz said 'What a wild sensation'
guess this must be hallu hallucina cina cina cination hmmm
Love is so sensational
when you fall in love with eyes dilational la la
now they're taking pills and shots
Buzz is not afraid of what
Buzz and Alice D have shown
the way of where the fuzz might be some day
Buzz is still a cop of course
he's the pusher on the force
he's protecting you and me
from evil women like
poor Alice D