Pretty women
Fascinating,
Sipping coffee dancing.
Pretty women
Are a wonder.
Pretty women
Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair,
Something in them cheers the air.
Pretty women
Silhouetted,
Stay within you glancing...
Stay forever
Breathing lightly,
Pretty women
Pretty women!
Blowing out their candles or
Combing out their hair
Even when they leave
They still are there -
They're there.
Sipping coffee
Here's to the ladies who lunch -
Everybody laugh.
Lounging in their caftans and planning a branch.
On their own behalf.
Off to the gym
Then to a fitting,
Claiming they're fat.
And looking grim,
'Cause they've been sitting
choosing a hat
I'll drink to that!
Here's to girls who just watch
Aren't they the best!
When they get depressed,
It's a bottle of scotch
Plus a little jest!
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant zinger
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger
I'll drink to that.
Here's to the girls who play wife
Aren't they too much!
Keeping house but clutching a copy of "life"
Just to keep in touch
The ones who follow the rules
And meet themlselves at the schools
Too busy to know what they're fools
Aren't they a gem!
I'll drink to them!
Let's all drink to...
Pretty women, fastinating
How they make a man sing.
Here's to the girls on the go,
Everybody tried
Look into their eyes
And you'll see what they know,
Everybody dies.
A toast to that invisible bunch
The dinosaurs surviving the crunch
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch
Everybody rise...
Everybody rise...
Pretty women at the mirrors
In their gardens
On committes, telephoning,
Window shopping, table hopping
Pretty women giving parties
Never stopping
Gossip swapping, capsule popping.
Everybody rise,
Everybody rise,
Everybody rise-rise-rise-rise...
Pretty women, rise!