Me, I studied psychology
In Brisbane in the 1980s
At Queensland University
I will shut you up badly
Said my neighbour to my other neighbour
I will tell your mum, she said
And there was some yelling, and a glass was thrown
And later
I heard the vacuum cleaner
And went back to watching The Voice
I never, I never, I never, I never ever watch The Voice
And Ricki Lee is not an authority
Ricki Lee is not an authority
Ricki Lee is not an authority
And shortly before the new millennium
I went to the fortune teller
And she said nothing I do would be good until 2012
So I, I never tried one bit
Well maybe I shoulda
Yeh maybe I shoulda, Oh
But what if, but what if, but what if, but what if, but what if the fortune teller was right
And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong
Still Ricki Lee is not an authority
Ricki Lee is not an authority
Ricki Lee is not an authority
And then the sun exploded
We'd still have 8 minutes of life
If the sun exploded right now
We'd still have 8 minutes of life
And I'd say that I love you
And everything will be all right
Yeah baby I love you
And everything will be all right