Let's start a band
Let's practice in my apartment
And if the other tenants care, then fuck 'em
Let's draw up the plans
Let's go to a bar and hatch them
And we'll sing about beer and football
You can knock on our door
We're not gonna care
Say, Whaddaya got, a rock band in there
We do what we want
We ain't got no fear
Whoa
Got a rock band here
Let's get leather pants
We'll grow our hair long and never wash it
And the ladies will all flock to us 'cause they can see that we got big units
We'll be real cool, man
We'll be indoors and we'll wear sunglasses
All the other bands'll fuckin' hate us 'cause we steal all the record labels