Welcome to Canada
It's the maple leaf state
Canada, oh, Canada
It's great
People are nice and
They speak French too
If you don't like it man
You sniff glue
The great white north
The kids wear plaid
Hosiers take off
It's not half bad
I want to be
Where yacks can run free
Where the Royal Mounties
Can arrest me
Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh, Canada
I Sil Vous Plait
They've got trees
And mooses, and sled dogs
Lots of lumber
And lumber jacks and logs
People think it's kind of a drag
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada
I want to be where lemmings
Run into the sea
Where the marmosets
Can attack me
Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh, Canada
I Sil Vous Plait
Please, please, explain to me
How this all has come to be
We forgot to mention
Something here
Did we say that William Shatner
Is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison
That's deer
Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh, Canada
I Sil Vous Plait