Ordinary mothers lead ordinary lives,
Keep the house and sweep the parlor,
Cook the meals and look exhausted
Ordinary mothers, like ordinary wives,
Fry the eggs and dry the sheets
And try to deal with facts
Mine acts
Darling, I miss you a lot,
But, darling, this has to be short,
As mother is getting a plaque
From the Halsingborg Arts Council Amateur Theatre Group
Whether it's funny or not,
I'll give you a fuller report
The minute they carry me back
From the Halsingborg Arts Council Amateur Theatre Group
Love you
Unpack the luggage, la la la,
Pack up the luggage, la la la,
Unpack the luggage, la la la,
Hi-ho, the glamorous life
Ice in the basin, la la la,
Cracks in the plaster, la la la,
Mice in the hallway, la la la,
Hi-ho, the glamorous life
Run for the carriage, la la la,
Wolf down the sandwich, la la la,
Which town is this one, la la la,
Hi-ho, the glamorous life
Ordinary daughters ameliorate their lot,
Use their charms and choose their futures,
Breed their children, heed their mothers
Ordinary daughters, which mine, I fear, is not,
Tend each asset, spend it wisely
While it still endures
Mine tours
Mother, forgive the delay
My schedule is driving me wild
But, mother, I really must run
I'm performing in Rottwig, and don't ask where is it,
Please
How are you feeling today
And are you corrupting the child
Don't
Mother, the minute I'm done
With performing in Rottwig,
I'll come for a visit
And argue
Mayors with speeches, la la la,
Children with posies, la la la,
Half-empty houses, la la la,
Hi-ho, the glamorous life
Cultural lunches,
La la la,
Dead floral tributes,
La la la,
Ancient admirers,
La la la,
Hi-ho, the glamorous life
Pack up the luggage, la la la,
Unpack the luggage, la la la,
Mother's surviving, la la la,
Leading the glamorous life
Cracks in the plaster, la la la,
Youngish admirers, la la la,
Which one was that one, la la la,
Hi-ho, the glamorous life
Bring up the curtain, la la la,
Bring down the curtain, la la la,
Bring up the curtain, la la la,
Hi-ho, the glamorous
Life