She reached her hand out with a pamflet
and I politely said No Mam
I mean no disrespect and I apologise
if this fucks up your program
You tell me I`m gonna burn for lying
but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there`s a hell below
then we`re all gonna` be just fine
So there I stood six feet in sin a walking contradiction
but in my wrath a posing question is
or am I another lost soul walking
Then she gave me a look so unchristian
and told she`d pray for my children
I said If you`re so holy you`ll probably out-live me
but if I bought a Jesus piece
do you think he`d forgive me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky`s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won`t save me don`t pray for me
Now I`ve never been religious
I`m just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I`m all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding setiricle
I`m 3 years past my expiration and yet
i`m still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that`s my explanation but it`s safe to say
I`ve never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand
and for that matter is he even a man
and will I go to hell for even saying that
only time will tell i`m just relaying facts
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky`s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won`t save me don`t pray for me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky`s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won`t save me don`t pray for me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky`s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won`t save me don`t pray for me