His mates are goin down the club
He don’t say nothing but he wants to join them
He only wants to have some fun
He rushes home to change his clothes
They said they’d pick him up about 830
But no one comes so he don’t go
Cause he’s much too skinny and he’s much too short
And his mates never listen when he try’s to talk
When he smiles at the girls they always walk away hey
Seven stone 4 pound spotty face weakling you ant goin out tonight
You’ll never go out with your mates when your balling
cause you give the girls a fright
it just ant right right
They use to take him down the pub
And they’d be drinking like there’s no tomorrow
One sen and he’d be on the floor
They pick him up and dust him down
They say its time for him to buy the next round
He’d shake his head and run out the door
Cause he’s much too skinny and he’s much too short
And his mates never listen when he try’s to talk
When he smiles at the girls they always walk away hey
Seven stone 4 pound spotty face weakling you ant goin out tonight
You’ll never go out with your mates when your drinking
cause you are muck too tight
just ant right right alright
Cause he’s much too skinny and he’s much too short
And his mates never listen when he try’s to talk
When he smiles at the girls they always walk away hey
They even took him to a dance
And introduced him to the local tailor Hello
He went all red and shied away
Now he’s all ready to go out
He wears a suit that looks like silk pajamas
But no one comes o what a shame
Cause he’s much too skinny and he’s much too short
And his mates never listen when he try’s to talk
When he smiles at the girls they always walk away hey
Seven stone 4 pound spotty face weakling you ant goin out tonight
You’ll never go out with your mates when your balling
cause you give the girls a fright
it just ant right right