Penelope it’s always you and me
Laughing in the flipping face of adversity
Oh I just want to watch a hundred
worst celebrity surgeries
And be happy
But what’s this fresh calamity
Some new tragedy
Now my heart’s bleeding I’ll all wound up
It’s tea time and that’s me time
but as usual something’s blowing up
P p people keep nervously breaking down
Can p p people stop nervously breaking down
Penelope stone cold joker
Found the meaning of life on your sofa
Wasting time making rhymes
Ridiculous and so sublime
But what’s this fresh calamity
Some new tragedy
Now my heart’s bleeding I’ll all wound up
It’s tea time and that’s me time
but as usual something’s blowing up
P p people keep nervously breaking down
Can p p people stop nervously breaking down
Penelope you give me no grief
You only give me great punchlines
Aren’t other people a drag
I wish you’d give them a piece of your mind
The funny piece of your mind