I took Felicia out to Coney
She ate a fortune in ziti and macaroni
But when I said I’d love ta kiss ya
Felicia no capicia
You gotta see the things I bought her
I took her out and spent my money just like water
But when my heart got fever icia
Felicia no capicia
She knew the names of all the eats
She knew the sweets the vegetables and meats
But when it came to makin’ love
She was as cold as yesterday’s a piz
As cold ha ha
No matter what she craves I bring her
I went in hock to put a ring upon her finger
But when I said I’d love ta kiss ya
Felicia no capicia
She understood she hear me good
When I said Have some real imported cheese
But when I said Give me a squeeze
You’d think I was talking Portuguese
And all the time she was a Calabrese
I tried to make her feel relaxing
I even took her home to Brooklyn in a taxi
But when I said I’d love ta kiss ya
Felicia no capicia
Then I said Lola let me hold ya
Felicia no capicia
And then I said Lola let me squeeze ya
Felicia no capicia
Then she said Wella first let’s get married
Luigi no capici