Now this is a story I swear it's true
All about Mad Jack and Argungu
Mad Jack was nobody's fool
Sittin' in back keepin' cool
The kids ran out as Jack passed by
Throwin' mints with a twinkle in his eye
Keep on truckin' ridin' on thru
Keep on Heading Argungu
Kept his wheels an' he kept his head
Kept his tiger black white and red
Black white and red that's what I said
He kept his tiger black white and red
The crowds all cheered at
his strange machine
Flashing thru the bush with his racing team
With his map and his tiger in the back
Argungu Jack was the first one back
Keep on truckin' ridin' on thru
Keep on Heading Argungu
Kept his wheels an' he kept his head
Kept his tiger black white and red
Black white and red that's what I said
He kept his tiger black white and red
Now I'll tell the tale it really is true
All about Mad Jack and Argungu
Four days three nights thru bush and trees
Boulders and rocks Mad Jack and his crew
Beat the lot to Argungu
The Flying Dutchman the Flying Scot
And Snob Goblin eighteen tried all they'd got
Making way for no one they just had to win
To beat Mad Jack his friends and crew
And be the first to Argungu
Thirteen vehicles died the very first day
And a poor old donkey flew away
And an eagle and umpteen goats
And various quadrupeds met their match
Meeting man made metal monsters
It just didn't do
They couldn't beat Jack to Argungu
Bomber Bombadini went
backwards up a tree
How he got there it's a mystery to me
The Flying Dutchman
the Scot and eighteen
Got stuck in the sand and
when they got free
Went three ways thru a village
Chasing me to Argungu
Thru the hot hazy Hamatan
And the cold windy nights
The remaining few madmen
blazed their lights
And I lost a wheel I would've won too
But where others had failed
Mad Jack he came thru
He kept his wheels and he kept his head
And he kept his tiger black white and red
And to my great surprise
Mad Jack and his crew
Took the prize at Argungu
The tiger as it happens
Was a lion