My chest is a 36 my overcoat is for a 42
My trousers end 6 inches from the ground 3 inches from my shoe
Tied up with a piece of string and held together with fish bone glue
Call me an eccentric man I don`t believe I am 2
My bed is a park bench and my sheet and blankets are newspaper pages
The people think I`m crazy but I know I`m wiser than all the sages
`cos I have money they think that
I`m a fool for doing what I do but I know it`s right
Call me an eccentric man I don`t believe I am 2
If ever I want to I can have the comfort of my country home
But until that time I`m quite content to have walls made of gravestones
a carpet of moss a ceiling of sky and a brown rat for a watch dog
Call me an eccentric man I don`t believe I am 2