Preposterous Tales (Flexi)
I, Ludicrous
앨범 : 20 Years In Show Business
Hello Ken
Well here we are again
Another Friday night
I heard someone singing about you on the radio
Well what can I get you that´s two light bitters then
Before you start Ken let`s keep it clean
I went out with a famous DJ`s sister`s friend
I was on Crackerjack at the age of ten oh really
And I saw The Sex Pistols play down
at The 100 Club yeah we all did
And I spent New Year`s Eve at Sensible`s den
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken MacKenzie
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken MacKenzie
Whoa you´re drinking fast tonight Ken
Well I´ve been a bit off me beer since
you gave me that home brew
What did you put inside it Neat alcohol
I like a strong beer Ken but that was ridiculous
I lost a thousand pounds playing
brag last night come off it Ken
And I flew to Amsterdam to start a riot oh really
And I once saw the Palace score four
goals away from home oh yeah four
And I´ve won every game of Trivial Pursuit
I´ve ever played you haven´t played me Ken
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales in the pub with Ken MacKenzie
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken MacKenzie
Same old stories eh Ken
Ken`s been drinking heavily again
Nothing changes
Is it my round again I thought I got the last one
How much money did you bring out with you
I´ve got me cashpoint card if necessary if necessary
So c`mon let`s have some more yarns
I once ate six Mars Bars in half an hour
While working on a site
I unearthed a bomb did you Ken
And I once had a shower with two American girls what
what at the same time Ken Arrrr that´s preposterous
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken MacKenzie
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken MacKenzie
Well I´ve got nothing left to say Ken
Well let`s have one for the road oh why not
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken MacKenzie
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales now then now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken MacKenzie
C`mon Ken time to go
Oh it´s a late bar tonight
Did I tell you about the time I apprehended
a mugger outside Brixton Tube
we`ve heard it all before
What do you mean you don´t believe me
it´s true it´s true man Everything I say is true
yeah yeah I don´t believe you Ken