If you really really really really love me,
then you really really really gotta show me.
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
or if I'm up all night playin Call of Duty
Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
If I sleep all day, don't get annoyed
then I know that you really really really really really really really love me
if you really really love me
If you really truly want to make me feel nice
make it so I don't ever have to ask twice
let me have the keys to your Mercedes
Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
If I get fat, look like an ape, lie to me and tell me I'm in great shape
then I know that you really really really really really really love me
If you wonder what I did with the rent,
Just consider it money well spent,
I brought drugs and a new surf board
just go tell your dumb landlord
That you love me, you really really love me
If I have sex with your friend Melanie,
don't act like it's some kind of felony
it's all because of this kind of infidelity
it happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me
Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse,
and you get to ride the pony of course
cause i'm really really really really really really really fond of you too.
when you think it's really sucky girl
all your friends will say your lucky girl
got a man whos hot and can sing,
all the girls wanna be with him
cause they love me, they really really love me
yes they do
(solo)
if you really really really really love me,
you'll never make me hang out with your family,
your mum sucks and your dad really hates me,
when I try to borrow money he berates me.
somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you,
cause your 19 and I'm 52
he can't see that you really really really really really really really love me
you really really really really really really really really love me
If you really really love me