the tie-break makes me nervous
my nerves are made of steel
if i would have the racket
i would make the deal
splish-splash into the pool
these guys swim far too slow
this is not a bathtub
that's what i would let them know
i'm a sportsman and i never lose
no game is too rough, no race is too tough
i'm a sportsman, can't you see?
i'm the champion in front of my tv screen
i survive all accidents
on the grand prix race and track
even if a car explodes
it's just a little gag
they sometimes need some doping
it's controls that they fear
but i don't need those dirty tricks
i rather drink my beer
i'm a sportsman and i never lose
no game is too rough, no race is too tough
i'm a sportsman, can't you see?
i'm the champion in front of my tv screen
shooting goals for victory
it's the job i would never fail
the silver for the losers
send them all to jail
i'm a sportsman and i never lose
no game is too rough, no race is too tough
i'm a sportsman, can't you see?
i'm the champion in front of my tv screen