Paperback writer
Dear Sir or Madam
will you read my book
It took me years to write
will you take a look
Based on a novel by a man
named Lear
And I need a job so I want to
be a paperback writer
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It's the dirty story of a
dirty man
And his clinging wife
doesn't understand
His son is working for the
Daily Mail
It's a steady job but he wants
to be a paperback writer
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It's a thousand pages
give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a
week or two
I can make it longer
if you like the style
I can change it round and I want
to be a paperback writer
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If you really like it you can
have the rights
It could make a million
for you overnight
If you must return it
you can send it here
But I need a break and I want to
be a paperback writer
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