Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Fred Blasy, and a breakfast mess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll see you heaven if you make the list, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy did you hear about this one, tell me are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool
Moses went walking with a staff of wood, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy did you hear about this one, tell me are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are you having fun
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool
Here's a little agit for the never believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy did you hear about this one, tell me are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool