> Girl:
You're a slob, it's such a bore
Your underwear strewn on the floor
Boy:
And you're a pack-rat, most extreme
Our house is full of magazines
Girl:
The toilet's broke, and yet I bet
His Majesty ain't fixed it yet
Boy:
You're one to talk, sleepyhead
And get your fat ass out of bed
Both:
Oh, but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
Boy:
So until then I'm stuck with you
Girl:
You swore that you'd be true to me
But gave be infidelity
Boy:
Why should I give a tinker's cuss
She was your sister, what's the fuss
Girl:
Well then, let's propose a truce
What's good for gander is good for goose
Boy:
Hey, now that's different, you took to bed
My favorite dog and all my friends
Both:
Oh, but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with you
Oh, but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
Girl:
This is my curse, I said, "I do"
Better or worse I'm stuck with you
Girl:
You poked my eye, I wear a patch
I should've given you one to match
Boy:
Did you forget, you got me back
You chopped my thumb off with an axe
Girl:
You drowned my kittens one by one
You looked like you were having fun
Boy:
You stabbed my mother in the chest
With a Korean bayonet
Both:
Oh, but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with you
Oh, but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
Boy:
This is my curse, I said, "I do"
Lest you die first, I'm stuck with you
Girl:
And now I lie here in the grave
I pray to God my soul to save
And in the darkness of the tomb
I'm glad I'm lying next to you
Boy:
And as I lay here six feet down
My body buried underground
In this dank and dreary cold
I'm just glad I'm not alone
Both:
Oh, but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with you
Oh, but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
Girl:
I'm not sad I said, "I do"
Both:
I'm just glad I was stuck with you