Has anybody here seen that girl?
She's kind of pretty
Yeah, she's kind of plain
She don't get out much into the world
But if she's here
I'm really, really, really, really glad she came
I gotta know
Did you come here for the money?
I gotta know
Or did you come here for the show?
I gotta know
Did you come to see us fail?
Or did you come here
'Cause there's no place left to go?
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
With pleasure, yeah, or sending me pain
She shouts "NyQuil" but it didn't kick in
Don't be spiteful of our beauty and fame
I'm really, really, really, really, really glad you're plain
Somebody told me
You're talking kind of strange
How you love to eat your lamb
And you love your lazy days
And you diet on Easter Sunday
Eat chiffon Christmas Day
I'm really, really, really glad you're plain
I gotta know
Did you come here for my money?
I gotta know
Or did you come here for the show?
I gotta know
Did you come to see us fail?
Or did you come here
'Cause there's no place left to go?
It's so easy to deny it
It's so easy to deny
As you try to be mine
Oh, baby, you've been so good to me
Don't make me believe the things you believe
You know I love your leg of lamb
Your lamb of God and lazy days, but
I love the ladies, I love the ladies
I love the ladies, I love the ladies
I love the ladies, I love the ladies
I love the ladies, I love the ladies
He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies
He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies
He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies
Plain
You're so plain, yeah
You're so plain, oh yeah
You're so plain, that's right
You're so plain
I gotta know
Did you come here for the money?
I gotta know
Or did you come to see a show?
I gotta know
Did you come to party with your people?
Or did you come here
'Cause there's no place left to go?
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da da