[MARK]
TELL THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT YOU'RE DOING ROGER
[ROGER]
I'M WRITING ONE GREAT SONG --
[MARK]
THE PHONE RINGS.
[ROGER]
YESSS!
[MARK]
WE SCREEN
[ROGER & MARK'S ANSWERING MACHINE]
"SPEAK"... ("BEEEEEP!")
[COLINS]
"CHESTNUTS ROASTING---"
[ROGER & MARK]
COLLINS!
[COLLINS]
I'M DOWNSTAIRS
[MARK]
HEY!
[COLLINS]
ROGER PICKED UP THE PHONE??
[MARK]
NO, IT'S ME
[COLLINS]
THROW DOWN THE KEY
PMARK]
A WIKD NIGHT IS NOW PRE-ORDAINED
[COLLINS]
I MAY BE DETAINED
[MARK]
WHAT DOES HE MEAN...?
(PHONE RINGS AGAIN)
WAHT DO YOU MEAN - DETAINED?
[BENNY]
HO HO HO
[MARK & ROGER]
BENNY! SHIT
[BENNY]
DUDES, I'M ON MY WAY
[MARK & ROGER]
GREAT! FUCK
[BENNY]
I NEED THE RENT
[MARK]
WHAT RENT?
[BENNY]
THIS PAST YEAR'S RENT WHICH I LET SLIDE
[MARK]
LET SLIDE? YOU SAID WE WERE 'GOLDEN'
[ROGER]
WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE BUILDING
[MARK]
WHEN WE WERE ROOMMATES
[ROGERS]
REMEMBER - YOU LIVED HERE!?
[BENNY]
HOW COULD I FORGET?
YOU, ME, COLLINS AND MAUREEN
HOW IS THE DRAMA QUEEN?
[MARK]
SHE'S PERFORMING TONIGHT
[BENNY]
I KNOW
STILL HER PRODUCTION MANAGER?
[MARK]
TWO DAYS AGO I WAS BUMPED
[BENNY]
YOU STILL DATING HER?
[MARK]
LAST MONTH I WAS DUMPED
[ROGER]
SHE'S IN LOVE
[BENNY]
SHE'S GOT A NEW MAN?
[MARK]
WELL - NO
[BENNY]
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
[BOTH]
JOANNE
[BENNY]
RENT, MY AMIGO, IS DUE
OR I WILL HAVE TO EVICT YOU
BE THERE IN A FEW
[MARK]
THE POWER BLOWS...