Outside the carolers
start to sing
I can't descibe the joy
they bring
'Cause joy is something
they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging
sickles of ice
Their whiny voices
get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile
on my face
Wondering how much
of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these
Satan's helpers
And then I guess
I must have snapped
Because I grabbed
the baseball bat
And made them all run
for shelter
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice
to the people
you can't stand
All year
I'm growing tired of all
this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents
and then leave me alone
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Well, I guess it's not cool
to freak on Christmas Eve
'Cause the cops
came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though
the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
'Cause a guy named bubba
unwrapped my package
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice
to the people
you can't stand
All year
I'm growing tired of all
this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna
get beat down
Just leave the presents
and then leave me alone
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I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas