[CHE]
Goodnight and thank you whoever
She's in every magazine, been photographed, seen
She is known
We don't like to rush but your case has been packed
If she's missed anything
You could give us a ring
But we don't always answer the phone
[EVA]
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
But we have pretended enough.
It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves.
[CHE]
Which means-(hand gesture)
[CHE and MAGALDI]
There is no-one, no-one at all
Never has been and never will be a lover
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on
Their partner
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame them
You're the same
[CHE (To EMILIO)]
Goodnight and thank you Emilio
You've completed your task, what more could we ask
Of you now?
Please sign the book on your way out the door
That will be all
If she needs you we'll call
But I don't think that's likely somehow
[EVA]
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
But when we were hot we were hot
I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared
[CHE]
Which means..(hand gesture)
CHE, EVA, MAGALDI, EVA's FIRST LOVER
There is no-one, no-one at all
Never has been and never will be a lover
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on
Their partner
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame her, you're the same
[GENERIC SINGERS]
There is no soap, no soap like Sas,
No detergent, lotion or oil with such power,
In the shower.
It's the mother and father of luxury lava,
The talk of the bath, the great ointment
One little frolic with new SAS carbolic
You scent it, you'll be sent.
[CHE (To EVA's SECOND LOVER)]
Goodnight and thank you whoever
We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound
radio
We'll think of you every time she's on the air
We'd love you to stay
But you'd be in the way
So do up your trousers and go
[EVA]
Of but it's sad when a love affair dies
The decline into silence and doubt
Our passion was just too intense to survive
[CHE]
Which means.. (hand gesture)
(By now a fairly long line of EVA's rejected LOVERS
has formed)
[FORMER LOVERS]
This is a club I should never have joined
Someone has made us look fools
Argentine men call the sexual shots
Someone has altered the rules
[EVA]
Fame on the wireless as far as it goes
Is all very well, but every girl knows
[CHE]
She needs a man she can monopolize
With fingers in dozens of different pies-
[LOVERS]
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies