In today's news the ever controversial
Tupac Shakur just released another album
under the alias Makaveli.
Music insiders are running wild
trying to rearrange other artistry dates
in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.
Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album,
resources tell me a number of less fortunate rapper's
have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate
the character of not only Mr. Shakur
but of Death Row Records as well.
Nas the alleged ring leader of is furious
of Tupac's excuse me, Makaveli's verbal assault
on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other New York rapper's.
Jay Z of Hawaiian soapy fame,
Big Little whatever and several other corny sounding motherfuckas
are understandibly shakin up by this release.
The question everbody wants to know is
"Why'd they get this nigga started?"
Tupac rather, Makaveli was not available
for comment but released this statement:
"IT'S NOT ABOUT EAST OR WEST.
IT'S ABOUT NIGGAS AND BYTCHEZ,
POWER AND MONEY, RIDAHZ AND PUNKZ.
WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?"